Won't Leave a Note or Steal the Cat

(Source: coolthisfox)

annabellioncourt:

I never knew how true and realistic and non-exaggerated this episode was until I went to college.

(Source: thekrustyykrabb)

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

(Source: nasturbate)

(Source: mystifyinglane)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

foodchewer:

cayde:

foodchewer:

*gets arrested for being too cool*

*the charges are dropped because there is no supporting evidence*

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sidegrl:

hi:

"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan 

ur only fan tbh

jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

  • On the internet: Ugh I hate people so much
  • Applying for a job: I love working with people and I'm very sociable